what’s in a name?
“What’s in a name? That which we call a rose by another name would smell as sweet.” Juliet said that. While I am uncomfortable disagreeing with the Bard, …I take exception. Think about it–no matter how debonair his looks and manner, Archie Leech would never have made it. Would Marilyn have become a symbol as Norma?
Some given names are a perfect fit. If it really were Adam and Eve who did the naming, they were spot-on in some cases. Think rhinoceros; hippopotamus; whale; pelican; shrimp; penguin; goldfish; robin; lady bug. The list of really good names, especially for animals, is quite long. I think elbow is a perfect name for the bendy part of the arm. And neck. I mean, what could it be other than neck?
Maybe where people fall short is in naming babies–later they are grownups traveling round with names that no longer fit, or never fit . It would be shameful to make a list of names that I feel no one should have–I do not wish to cause anyone discomfort, but the name I have in mind is very close to home. It is awful. It is mine. It is Thelma.
[OK, if your name is Thelma, and you like it, super and I admire you and please make a comment so we can talk.]
But lordy, what were my parents thinking? Even at the time I was given this name–way back in the 20th century–it was wrong, wrong. You know how some old-fashioned names have come back in favour? Well, Thelma is on the list of names that are sooo out of favour, it will die a merciful death. Maybe with me. Honestly, I think I am the youngest person on earth with that name. To compound the injury, my second name is Lee. Now I ask you, who names their child “Thelma Lee”.? !
Actually my parents tried to explain the mistake to me when I got of the age to ask. They had named my sister a new name that no one in the family had. Well, being a southern family, the family complained. So, when I came along, I got two family names.
Now, I like the name,”Lee”. A lot. But the combo of Thelma and Lee just never worked. On the old TV show,”The Andy Griffith Show”, when they wanted an old fashioned, odd name for Sheriff Taylor’s girl friend, they named her Thelma Lou? I rest my case.
But what if, like Archie Leech, I had the agent who said,” I know Archie, let’s call you Cary Grant?” I could have been Jessica Lee, or Myrah Tynes! sigh….
And to anyone wondering, yes - I have really tried to like the name. I really have. But it still sounds wrong when I hear it as I introduce myself. But I have learned to accept it because— I don’t believe a rose would smell as sweet by another name…so, Thelma I am. And since ‘who I am’ is ‘what I am’, and ‘what I am’ is ‘who I am’, I’ll take Thelma Lee. I would not be “me” without it. And I am happy in my skin, and my name is part of that happy. So, I’ll never have the glam name, but I hope to be a successful Thelma Lee.
So Mom, Dad…thanks ..I think.
But you know who does get a bum rap in names? Vegetables. Yeah, I know we have sweet potato and sugar snaps and English peas. My step-daughter and good friend, Laura [now there's a pretty name], sent me raves reviews –and a recipe- for a soup made with–wait for it–rutabaga. Now what kinda’ of name is rutabaga? And for that matter, what up with celeriac? Same with leek, parsnip, rhubarb, broccoli rabe, kohlrabi, artichoke, arugula, zucchini… just say those names outloud. I mean,if you didn’t know, would you chose to actually eat kohlrabi?
But see, that is another reason cooks have been at the forefront of civilization. They have prepared dishes with crazy sounding names and produced wonderful food! Names don’t necessarily show off the product—but scrumptious dishes do!!
Which brings me back to rutabaga and two recipes. { I do know that these are really winter time recipes–but I am really slow at this.}
I tried roasting rutabaga with other winter root vegetables, and did not like the result. But a simple method worked really well.
Mashed rutabaga
Wash, peel, cut into pieces-just as you would potatoes—and boil, mash, salt and pepper,add milk, butter–just as you would potatoes. Serve just as you would mashed potatoes. I really liked them. My husband–not so much.
Second recipe from Laura
Winter Bisque–a little complicated
2 T.butter
1 cup roughly chopped onion
1 cup peeled and roughly chopped Granny Smith apple
1 cup peeled and roughly chopped rutabaga
1 cup peeled and roughly chopped carrots
1 cup peeled and roughly chopped sweet potato
1 cup peeled, seeded and roughly chopped butternut squash
4 cups chicken stock of your choice {could be vegetable broth for a vegetarian dish}
1cup heavy cream
1/4 cup maple syrup
salt and cayenne to taste
Melt butter in heavy pan over medium high heat. Add onion, apple, rutabaga, carrots,sweet potato and squash. cook–stir often–until onions are translucent and vegetables are beginning to soften. Maybe 5 minutes.
Add stock and bring to boil. Reduce heat and simmer, stirring occasionly, until all vegetables are tender-about 30 minutes. Remove from heat.
Carefully pour into a blender or food processor– but it is easier and safer to use an immersion blender–puree. return liquid to pot, add cream and syrup, salt and cayenne. Reheat if necessary.
serves 10
It is easy to see why this would be good–and worth doing even if it means saving this post until winter of 2012! But I hope you try it.
Why, can you imagine what would happen if we named all the twos Henry or George or Robert or John or lots of other things? You’d have to say Robert plus John equals four, and if the four’s name were Albert, things would be hopeless. Norton Juster, The Phantom Tollbooth