Kitchen Machines & Dances
Any one who cooks has their own style in the kitchen. The more you cook, the stronger the style image. Some people have an easy flow that allows others to help; some are more constrained. All move to a rhythm in their head. It’s the kitchen dance. People who cook together learn how to “dance” around each other and avoid the other cook’s direction even before they move there. They do this in small kitchens as well as large ones. Fun to watch. They dip and sway and circle and practically do-si-do. The next time you get to watch people cook together, take a few minutes to observe. You can almost hear the caller.
My family is full of dancing cooks! Good cooks. I love to watch them prepare food. And over the years I have also noticed a utensil/dance relationship in cooks. They can remind you of certain kitchen utensils as well as dance moves.
I’m an easy pick. With the speed I show in a kitchen I can only be described as the –Slow Cooker, or possibly the Crock-Pot! I do not seem capable of the fast meal. A fast meal to me is a sandwich. After that it gonna’ be close to an hour. I’m like the Stroll. [Remember that one from the '50's?] The food may be good, but it is slow coming out of the kitchen.
My daughter, Moffett–an excellent cook–is the opposite. Which gives her an easy tell–she is a Microwave! And How! That woman can get a meal–a good meal–on the table in less than 15 minutes. No kidding. She has a fabulous recipe using frozen scallops that I have not mastered. So far it is way too fast for me. I’ll pass it along when I learn it. And yes, she uses the microwave to its best advantage and knows how to put food together quickly. One of the few times I remember Moffett ticked at me was when I forgot to use the microwave to preheat/boil the potatoes! So when you dance with her in the kitchen, you had better be ready to Foxtrot!
My son, Hartman, is the king of the HOT pan! I, of course, am certain I will burn the pan, burn the food, ruin the meal. But he turns up the heat and proceeds with speed, dexterity, and confidence. The guy likes to play with fire. He does lean toward fabulous sandwiches with creative sides. His meals are quick, creative, and good.He has excellent ‘other cook in kitchen’ understanding. He dances fast, but as long as you don’t touch the heat controls, he can dance around several people in the cooking space. He practically sets the pan a blaze and proceeds with a fiery Tango!
Ah, and Enslow, well, a little harder to describe. After much observation and thought, I found it –the salad spinner. I know, I know, but listen–I don’t really understand why a salad spinner works so well and does its job so successfully. Add some water, turn it around a bunch and voila–there it is. Like Magic. I’ve seen her go into her kitchen,–a very small New York kitchen, opens some drawers, check the refrigerator, turn on the stove, check with the kids, come back to kitchen , rearrange things, go back to the kids and sing songs or quiet a sleepy child, get back to the kitchen, repeat the above ,spin around ,do some magic and and suddenly announce, “Dinners ready”! When did it happen? When did the the magic happen? And it is a full on meal–often with desert. She is a woman who gets up and fixes great banana bread at 6 am while she –and everyone else- is getting ready for the day!? She is a Swing Dance full of energy and great moves–you’re never certain what you saw, or how she did it, but it worked and you certainly liked it! Like a salad spinner.
And then Douglas, my son-in-law. Must tell it like it is–the man is a great cook. And his kitchen utensil– Fine China. yep. When Douglas cooks–the meal is going to be really good–and it is going to be Fancy. Get out the good stuff and light the candles. The guy can ask the right questions at the meat market, plan the menu, and fix the goodies. Did you put on a nice tablecloth? You never see a missed step. His meals are remembered for years. Like that lamb meal from a few years ago. Great meal. Great memory. His dance–naturally, is the Waltz. Classy and Lovely.
When the Swing Dance and the Waltz cook together–there’s a lot of motion in that kitchen!
Food is not the only thing to enjoy in a kitchen. It is also where people get to show their mechanical side –and their personal dance. There are other members of my family that I’m still watching cook. Each of us has a little machine and a dance in us.
The recipe this time is really brief– not really a recipe, but a cooking tip. I got it from Enslow. And it has a magic quality about it, but it also involves a slow cooker. If you like beets–you be grateful for this tip.
Get out the slow cooker. Wash beets and remove greens [can save to cook separately]. Leave enough stem on beets to avoid ‘bleeding’. Put beets in crock pot. Cover with aluminium foil. Turn on low. Leave for 10 to 12 hours.
Turn off slow cooker. Remove beets. They are ready to eat or to use in a recipe.
What’s your kitchen devise? Are you dancing?